Yes, I know it's random...

but you want me to get back into the swing of things, right?

[Warning: rated M for--wait, why do they call it mature? Feels more like grade school to me....]


That moment where you're looking for your phone, realize you're sitting on it, and think, "You couldn't at least have vibrated while you were down there?" ---Priceless.

Coming up for air.... Insert "almost" before that statement and lo! the truth!

...Today is not a good day.